We did make-your-own pizzas pita tonight. Claire was hosting a sleepover, and make-your-own pizza is always a safe bet. Molly decided that her cold uncooked pizza looked pretty good and maybe didn’t needing any cooking. She wanted to eat it raw. I talked her into cooking some of it and trying the rest raw. So as her pizza cooked, Molly say down at the table with an oddly shaped pita topped with cold pizza sauce, cold shredded cheese, and cold pepperoni. She observed that this uncooked cold pizza was extra messy, so she put on some disposable plastic gloves to keep the mess down. Molly did eat all of her uncooked pizza, and she reports that it was delicious.
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Rock Stand
With all the nice weather, we have been palling in the back yard more lately. Claire has been into sports just a little bit lately, and we were practicing dribbling a basketball and hitting whiffle balls.
Molly got bored of this and went off to play with the pebbles and sand toys in the yard. She ended up inventing a game which she dubbed “rock stand”. In this game, you begin with a big crumbly rock (which I think was actually an old concrete ball). You take another rock and whack the first rock into smaller pieces. You then smash those little pieces into even smaller pieces and so on until there is only dust left. There was a very important step in there that involved moving the small pieces between buckets using a certain shovel.
The game of rock stand is taken right from the pages of the Ramona Quimby books. Ramona had a game called “brick factory” that involved smashing old bricks into smithereens. She played brick factory with her friend Howie. Molly basically is Ramona right now, although we don’t have a Howie. Claire has stepped nicely into the role of Beezus, although Claire is generally even more patient and kind than Beezus, who was actually a pretty nice big sister too.
Bringin’ in the Easel
We cleaned up the back yard today, and in the process discovered the old art easel that had been forgotten out on the back patio for a while. It was covered in dust and pollen. The girls took it upon themselves to bring it inside and refurbish it. They tackled this job with enthusiasm. I did nothing but give them some rags and cleaner. Molly and Claire got the easel in perfect shape, carefully wiping it down, removing every bit of dust and pollen and arranging the easel in its old spot.
Once the easel was in place, they put it to work. Claire started drawing on the whiteboard side, and Molly took over the opposite blackboard side. Claire draw a bunch of random cute things and titled it “Random Art”, and Molly drew a house. It is amazing how far Molly’s art skill has progressed. It really looks like a house! And it even has some writing on it. Here is the fruit of their labors.
Spring Break / Jumpoline / St. Patrick’s Day
Grammy Joyce was in town for a few days while I went to South By Southwest Interactive 2015 and the kids started Spring Break. With Joyce around, I could stay at SXSW and not hurry back to get the girls. Plus the kids just like to see her.
Today, our nanny Sarah took over watching the kids for the rest of the week. They kicked things off with lunch at Jason’s Deli and a fun trip to Jumpoline Park (see photo). That was a good way to kick things off in a week where most of the girls’ friends have left for vacation and we’re stuck here at work.
Also, it was St. Patrick’s day. Don’t the girls look good in green?
Firemen During Winter
Molly says a lot of silly things. She has a really active imagination, and share her thoughts throughout the day at random times. Molly’s thoughts reveal a mind trying to understand a complicated world that just doesn’t make sense yet. I usually do not record the numerous silly things she says, either because I just flat out do not understand what she is talking about, or more likely because I can’t take the time or record them in the moment, and they are soon forgotten.
But just this once, I remember one of her thoughts as I sit down hours later at night before I go to bed. So here is a good example of the kind of things Molly says daily. This is actually one of her more coherent moments.
While driving to the YMCA on this cold, cloudy day, Molly postulated on why we need firefighters in the winter time. She said, “We need firefighters during winter because sometimes the snow is burning hot and some people leave their windows open.” She went on to explain that the burning hot snow would light a house on fire if it lands inside. I pressed her on this idea of “hot snow” a bit, and she conceded that maybe it is just warm snow. Really warm snow. Snow that is warm enough to burn down a house. And except for the danger of burning snow, we would not need any firefighters during winter.
So there you go, a quick snapshot into Molly’s mental model of the world at age five and a half.
Molly Words
Now at age five, Molly does not say a whole lot of words completely wrong any more. But she does have a couple of oddities.
- Molly calls pretzels “prentzels”. It sounds really funny when she says it.
- She calls a toilet plunger a “plumber”.
- Toxic is “toskic”. Plus for Molly, “toskic” and “non-toskic” are interchangeable.
But Molly is new enough to the language that she does not find this video about funny foods names very funny. Claire and I crack up at “speggy and merbles”, but Molly seems to think that sounds just about right. She doesn’t laugh one little bit.
On a side note, Molly did get one word just right, and not a good one. It was a word that would normally get her in a lot of trouble but was funny this one time. One morning before school, Molly was getting frustrated putting her jacket on, and she said very clearly and seriously, “I can’t get this f**king jacket on!” Oh, you had to be there. It was so funny I had to run out of the room to laugh into my hand just to avoid encouraging her. Claire and I giggled about that one for a while.
And yet she still can’t say “pretzel”. Go figure.
Enchanted Rock
We finally made it out to Enchanted Rock on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. The kids were tired by hiking up the rock but had a good time. I’ll just let the pictures do the talking on this one.
My legs are out of breath
Molly Takes Some Questions
Molly was in the mood to answer some “tabletop questions”, so we went with it.
Molly covers her inner dialogs, her favorite toys and books, her courageous fight against naps, how she felt about her first day of school, and what she likes about her big sister.










