Strawberry Shortcake Seeds

According to Molly, these are Strawberry Shortcake seeds.  They were left on her plate after eating some Strawberry Shortcake.  If you plant them, a Strawberry Shortcake will eventually grown from the ground.  Molly is not kidding about this

Cooked Pizza is So Last Year

We did make-your-own pizzas pita tonight.  Claire was hosting a sleepover, and make-your-own pizza is always a safe bet.  Molly decided that her cold uncooked pizza looked pretty good and maybe didn’t needing any cooking.  She wanted to eat it raw.  I talked her into cooking some of it and trying the rest raw.  So as her pizza cooked, Molly say down at the table with an oddly shaped pita topped with cold pizza sauce, cold shredded cheese, and cold pepperoni.  She observed that this uncooked cold pizza was extra messy, so she put on some disposable plastic gloves to keep the mess down.  Molly did eat all of her uncooked pizza, and she reports that it was delicious.

Rock Stand

Molly playing with rocksWith all the nice weather, we have been palling in the back yard more lately.  Claire has been into sports just a little bit lately, and we were practicing dribbling a basketball and hitting whiffle balls.

Molly got bored of this and went off to play with the pebbles and sand toys in the yard.  She ended up inventing a game which she dubbed “rock stand”.  In this game, you begin with a big crumbly rock (which I think was actually an old concrete ball).  You take another rock and whack the first rock into smaller pieces.  You then smash those little pieces into even smaller pieces and so on until there is only dust left.  There was a very important step in there that involved moving the small pieces between buckets using a certain shovel.

The game of rock stand is taken right from the pages of the Ramona Quimby books.  Ramona had a game called “brick factory” that involved smashing old bricks into smithereens.  She played brick factory with her friend Howie.  Molly basically is Ramona right now, although we don’t have a Howie.  Claire has stepped nicely into the role of Beezus, although Claire is generally even more patient and kind than Beezus, who was actually a pretty nice big sister too.

T-Shirt Idea

Molly has plenty of silly things to say these days, but she is not the only one.  Claire can get pretty silly too.  Here’s an example from the last few nights over dinner.

Claire has invented a character of a little girl, probably toddler-aged, who demands that her parents take her all over the world to collect random t-shirts.  She wants to go to California to get a “California Cafe” t-shirt with a picture of a muffin on it.  From Hawaii, she wants an “I Heart Hawaii” t-shirt with a picture of a pineapple wearing sunglasses.  She wants to go to Paris for a shirt that has picture of the Eiffel Tower and says “Paris!”.  She says “teeeeeeeeee” over and over until she gets the t-shirt.  And you cannot order these t-shirts from Amazon; no, you have to go get them.

Tonight, Claire came up with an extra silly t-shirt idea that had her laughing so hard she could barely breath.  It says “Ooooooooooh my gosh!” in big brown letters on an orange short.  And then at the bottom in small print it says, “Pakistan”.

Pakistan t-shirt mockup
Mockup of Claire’s t-shirt idea

She loves the addition of “Pakistan”.  We have been listening to Malala Yousafza’s book I am Malala recently and taking about it a lot.  This is what made her think of Pakistan.  What made her think of the other parts, I will never understand.

Firemen During Winter

Molly in a many-striped outputMolly says a lot of silly things.  She has a really active imagination, and share her thoughts throughout the day at random times.  Molly’s thoughts reveal a mind trying to understand a complicated world that just doesn’t make sense yet.  I usually do not record the numerous silly things she says, either because I just flat out do not understand what she is talking about, or more likely because I can’t take the time or record them in the moment, and they are soon forgotten.

But just this once, I remember one of her thoughts as I sit down hours later at night before I go to bed.  So here is a good example of the kind of things Molly says daily.  This is actually one of her more coherent moments.

While driving to the YMCA on this cold, cloudy day, Molly postulated on why we need firefighters in the winter time.  She said, “We need firefighters during winter because sometimes the snow is burning hot and some people leave their windows open.”  She went on to explain that the burning hot snow would light a house on fire if it lands inside.  I pressed her on this idea of “hot snow” a bit, and she conceded that maybe it is just warm snow.  Really warm snow.  Snow that is warm enough to burn down a house.  And except for the danger of burning snow, we would not need any firefighters during winter.

So there you go, a quick snapshot into Molly’s mental model of the world at age five and a half.

Molly Words

Picture of MollyNow at age five, Molly does not say a whole lot of words completely wrong any more.  But she does have a couple of oddities.

  • Molly calls pretzels “prentzels”.  It sounds really funny when she says it.
  • She calls a toilet plunger a “plumber”.
  • Toxic is “toskic”.  Plus for Molly, “toskic” and “non-toskic” are interchangeable.

But Molly is new enough to the language that she does not find this video about funny foods names very funny.  Claire and I crack up at “speggy and merbles”, but Molly seems to think that sounds just about right.  She doesn’t laugh one little bit.

On a side note, Molly did get one word just right, and not a good one.  It was a word that would normally get her in a lot of trouble but was funny this one time.  One morning before school, Molly was getting frustrated putting her jacket on, and she said very clearly and seriously, “I can’t get this f**king jacket on!” Oh, you had to be there.  It was so funny I had to run out of the room to laugh into my hand just to avoid encouraging her.  Claire and I giggled about that one for a while.

And yet she still can’t say “pretzel”.  Go figure.